The Best Burgers Ever (A.K.A. The Awful Awful)
The Best Burgers Ever (A.K.A. The Awful Awful)
The Best Burgers Ever (A.K.A. The Awful Awful)
The Best Burgers Ever (A.K.A. The Awful Awful)
The Best Burgers Ever (A.K.A. The Awful Awful)
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The Best Burgers Ever (A.K.A. The Awful Awful)

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The Best Burgers Ever (A.K.A. The Awful Awful)

Secret Sauce
Awful Awful Burgers

Secret Sauce

1
To make the secret sauce, simply whisk all of the ingredients together in a small bowl until smooth. Taste, and season with salt and pepper as desired. Refrigerate until ready to use.

Awful Awful Burgers

1
Heat a cast-iron skillet over medium-high heat until screaming hot, about 2-3 minutes. Brush the skillet with vegetable oil.
2
Working in batches, place 1-2 loose balls of the beef into the hot skillet. Use a spatula to smash each ball of beef into a 1/2” thick patty. (Don’t worry too much about getting a perfectly round patty – we want those craggy edges to crisp up!) Season generously with salt and pepper. Cook undisturbed for 3 minutes, until the outer edges are brown and crisp.
3
Flip the burger and season with more salt and pepper. Cook for 4 more minutes for medium-well. During the last 30 seconds of cooking, place the cheese slices on top of the patties until melty.
4
While the burgers are cooking, butter each side of the bun with about 1/2 Tablespoon of the softened butter. Toast under the broiler or in a dry skillet until lightly browned. Set aside.
5
To assemble, spread 1/2 Tablespoon or more of the secret sauce on each bun. Place each burger patty on a bottom bun and top with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles, finishing with the top of each bun. Serve with fries and enjoy!

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Tips & Tricks (5)

  • Smash with Confidence 🔨
    Press the half-pound patty firmly against the hot cast-iron with a spatula for 30-45 seconds to create a deeply caramelized, crispy crust that locks in flavor and develops the signature texture.
  • Butter Your Buns Generously 🧈
    Toast your onion buns in the residual heat of the pan with a thin layer of unsalted butter until golden—this prevents sogginess and adds richness that complements the juicy patty.
  • Pickle Brine Secret Weapon 🥒
    Whisk pickle brine into your mayo and ketchup base for the secret sauce—the acidity cuts through richness and amplifies umami depth without overpowering other flavors.
  • Cheese Melting Precision 🧀
    Lay American cheese on the patty immediately after smashing while the pan is still hot, then cover briefly with a lid or foil to trap steam and achieve perfect melting in 20-30 seconds.
  • Seasoning the Meat Strategically 🧂
    Season only the surface of your patty right before cooking—excessive salt worked into ground chuck early will make it dense; the 20% fat content needs direct heat contact for optimal texture.
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